I have some potentially devastating (for you) news.
This morning I have noticed that the front page of the highly reputable journal of news stories; The Sun, is running the front page banner "Huge UFO's spotted over the channel" http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2007280870,00.html
Its the everyday story of a group of people hopping the channel in a plane and witnessing 2 approximately mile long UFO's
This has several implications, including all the usual theological "Existance of God vs Existance of LGM (little green (or grey) men)", and the whole "why are they visiting us?" gubbins.
My first important observation is that The Sun is covering its butt well. How? Well, by having a front page announcement they don't have to use any of the front page (traditionally used for important information like "Big Brother love trist" or "Soap Star confesses to being dull") By filling it up with what is essentially, "claptrap" about UFOs.... that lets face it - no-one believes anymore.
Did you know that the reason no-one believes in UFO's anymore can be laid firmly at the doors of TV's X-Files, which lets face it, wound up itself in TV doldrum land and took all its believers with it - FACT!
However, In the off chance that this turns out to be a major event, they can claim that they ran the story first with a front page splash (tada - 10 bonus points)
Very Clever.
Although if they turn out to be Galactic Aggressors - the most likely scenario, its a bit of a moot victory.
This brings me to my second and perhap more important point. It does appear as if, after years of telling you it's going to happen, the mothership has finally returned. From this story, it sounds like they brought the uncleship with them too. To this end, I should just say that I might not be around much longer so if I owe any of you money, is there any chance you can hang on for a couple of weeks?
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